Pastiche: Travel Writing in George Orwell’s style
October 10, 2007There’s never enough time to think about where the wheel should be steered next. You’ve got to be alert and have enough adrenaline in you to react. Trying to maneuver in Ho Chi Minh City’s traffic is almost impossible. The waves of motorcycles swarm around SUVs and sedans like flies on meals that never quite satisfy. The nightmare that is the city’s traffic is like being in the middle of a free-for-all dodge ball bonanza!
As the driver in the front seat turned to make a left, a lone ranger on a motorbike swerved onto and off the sidewalk, straight through the path we were about to take, narrowly missing our front bumper. Seconds later, two more bikes darted past us, startling us for a second time in a row. The driver, who hardly knew how to speak English, mumbled something in Vietnamese. He revved up the engine again and headed back into the swarm of flies.
Getting nearer to the New World Hotel, I could make out a few features: bright chandeliers, high ceilings and grand furniture. The only thing that separated the concierge and part of the restaurant of the hotel from the outside world were grand pieces of glass, formed to make an awesome barrier. I stepped out of the car and set foot in the hotel. Indeed, it did feel like I was in a New World. The hustle and bustle of inappropriate driving and relentless chaos was shut out behind the giant glass doors that I had just walked through. Well over ninety percent of the Vietnamese population has never set foot in a place like this before.
I don’t know how I ever ended up in a place like Ben Thanh. Every bit of space possible was practically filled up by locals and tourists. People were buying, selling, shouting, eating or picking up bowls and utensils left on the floor. I was intently observing the floor for anything hazardous to my step when, out of nowhere, a hand shot out, grabbed me by my shoulder and ripped me away from my path! I whipped around to find out what my assailant wanted with me and in rapid, broken English he fired a string of words that sounded something along the lines of, “Baby baby, t-shut t-shut!” I turned to where he was pointing at and I realized that all he wanted me to do was buy clothes from his stall. Inside, I was fuming! As the initial shock wore off, I decided to let it pass. Two hours later, similar incidents forced me to persuade my family to go home. In the car, I thought, “Jeez, haven’t they ever heard of manners?! Who are they to handle me like that?” It was probably due to the fact that Vietnam was still a developing country that they did now know how to mingle with the tourists and/or expatriates.
I got tired of staying at the hotel with nothing to do, so when a trip to a local amusement park was offered, I pounced on it like a lion that hasn’t devoured anything in days.
Dam Sen.
That was the name of the park and I arrived there expecting speedy roller-coasters, noisy merry-go-rounds, bright Ferris wheels and pink candy floss, but what I got was an almost exact match of what most people would call the opposite. No bright lights, no rumbling roller coasters, no loud, thumping music. I would’ve labeled this place rundown, if it wasn’t for the scarce amount of locals actually having fun.
There was this one ride, usually called a monorail, where you could ride amongst the treetops and have a bird’s eye-view of the park. I lined up for it, got on the ride, and waited for something to happen. Nothing happened so then I was confused, but when I looked down I realized that I was going to have to pedal myself through the ride! I couldn’t believe this was their Disneyland.
Down below me, I could see little kids racing around in sleeveless shirts and short shorts, giving their parents the chases of their lives. It isn’t unusual to see little kids in a state of bliss, but these kids were going over the top. None of the parents had any kind of control over their kids. They ran and ran and ran.
Rationale
For this assignment, I was supposed to write in such a way that my writing was influenced by a specific author, Orwell. Here are some techniques I used to sound like George Orwell.
Part of Orwell’s piece included statistics to help the reader visualize what he’s trying to say. At one point he says, “..of whom at least twenty thousand own literally nothing except the rags…”. I used this technique and included this sentence: “Well over ninety percent of the Vietnamese population has never set foot in a place like this before.”
Another technique that I incorporated into my writing is his repetition the word “no” to get a negative effect.
Orwell: “No gravestone, no name, no identifying mark of any kind.”
Mine: “No bright lights, no rumbling roller coasters, no loud, thumping music.”
One other technique that I used is his use of flies to project a not-so-clean image of an environment.
Orwell: “As the corpse went past the flies left the restaurant table in a cloud and rushed after it, but they came back a few minutes later.”
Mine: “The waves of motorcycles swarm around SUVs and sedans like flies on meals that never quite satisfy.”
P.S. There was a word limit on this one too.
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